When you hand the crazed homeless man on the nook shouting on the heavens a dictionary, can of Revlon hair dye and Twitter profile, you get Keith Olbermann.
Ever since ESPN stopped paying Olbermann to speak sports activities, the distinguished grey determined to revenue off his lunacy and begin posting too-close-for-comfort movies on social media — shouting at Americans to get their third, fourth and fifth booster.
This week, Olbermann filmed himself getting his COVID booster shot and was again to reprimanding those that train free will and fail to lick the shoelaces off Dr. Fauci’s Sketchers. Showing off his $50 tattoo and arm that hasn’t seen a dumbbell in a long time, Olbermann introduced that it’s “time to stop coddling people that won’t get the shot.”
Switching over to his condo balcony and Rachel Maddow glasses, Olbermann did his greatest to learn the Notes app containing his ludicrous rant calling out the “anti-vaxxers” having fun with improved safety from pure immunity — citing as many statistics as a coloring guide to again his opinion.
“We say they’re protesting mandates and passports. They’re making a ‘personal choice.’ They’re waiting for more information, they’re making a medical decision. BULLSH*T! They’re afraid,” says Olberman, commenting on a virus that provides him a 98+ p.c likelihood of survival. “They’re afraid to get vaccinated. Stop feeding their egos about what they’re doing.”
Using his signature name-calling and messy prose, Olbermann gave viewers a motive to start out popping Advils and vote Republican. Enjoy:
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