What the hell is wrong with you, Cleveland?
Everyone in that city knows Guardians manager Terry Francona, 64, travels by scooter. Thatâs been his mode of transportation around town for the past decade since taking over for the Indians, who eventually became the Guardians after the wokes killed off the Indians name as a way to help society heal.
Anyway, Franconaâs beloved scooter was stolen again this month â it was also stolen in January â and, according to Athletic reporter Zack Meisel, it took some serious punishment. Weâre not talking the normal wear and tear associated with the craters along Clevelandâs roadways.
Weâre talking about some maniac taking a nasty dump ON THE SCOOTER.
In Meiselâs farewell to Tito Francona, who is retiring at the end of the week, he tells the story of how the scooter was stolen this month.
âThey defecated on it,â the baseball lifer explained to Meisel. âI told the police when I talked to them, âIf they bring back the death penaltyâŚââ
With a nasty dump ruining his scooter, Terry was left no choice this week but to use an electric scooter, Meisel writes.
Youâll never guess what happened.
He hit a Cleveland pothole, flew over the handlebars, lost a flip flop and the dinner he was carrying went flying across the road.
Between this news and the video that came out this week of the completely naked woman outside Jacobs Field who was trying to lift the fire truck, itâs entirely possible that some bad drugs might be making their way into the Cleveland market.
What is going on, Cleveland?
Why canât you keep your clothes on and why canât you find a toilet to drop your nasty dumps?
Itâs time to look in the mirror, folks.
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