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Come on Jill Biden Cinderella, we gotta get you ready for the ball!
Hold up. Leave your finest orange three-piece tux at home, it wonât be needed. With apologies to Lloyd Christmas, you wonât be attending the Preservations Gala in support of hooters in this space. Nope.
(Although, let the record show, I am firmly for the hooters.)
Instead, buckle in for day three of OutKickâs new venture, Nightcaps. If youâre not familiar with Nightcaps (where the hell have you been all week?), this is a daily afternoon column thatâs a little bit of booze and a little bit of news. Think of this spot as your afternoon reservation to a safe space, minus the emotional support animal.
If youâre looking for a breakdown of how the Chiefs might slow the Eagles pass rush on Sunday, A) youâre going to be awfully disappointed and B) my God do I feel bad for you.
Nightcaps drops at roughly 4pm EST Monday through Friday. But donât be married to that time slot, weâre not big on punching time clocks here at OutKick. Oh, and before I forget, this column will be manned (and womanned) by different OutKickers throughout the week. Zach Dean led off Monday and I was in the two and three holes (get your mind out of the gutter), before Dean swoops back in to bat cleanup. Thereâll eventually be other OutKickers in the rotation, but for now, weâre keeping it tighter than Madonnaâs new face!
Comments, suggestions and the type of pictures that would get you fired can be sent to yours truly: anthony.farris@outkick.com.
Now sit back, relax and let Deshaun Watsonâs massage therapist us do the workâŚ
Jill Biden Gets Weird With Doug EmhoffÂ
The first lady, Jill Biden, and the second gentleman, Doug Emhoff, got-it-on during last nightâs State of the Union. Well, not exactly. But they sure as hell looked like they were ready to break the cigars out in the Oval Office.
Mr. Feeny Was Gettinâ Down!
Speaking of TV, we recently learned that Mr. Feeny of Boy Meets World (we know you were watching. I mean, Topanga, câmon.) fame likely wasnât big on the monotony associated with dining at home every night. Instead, Feeny wanted to hit the buffet and try something new as often as he could.
The New York Post recently reported that William Daniels, aka âMr Feeny,â ânever felt tied to fidelity.â His wife of 72 years, Bartlett, commented âI guess it was a little bit of an open marriage at first.â Bartlett told The Post: âIt was at a time in New York when there was a lot of sex and a lot of people doing all kinds of things, you know â very free.â
Who had Feeny as a swinger on their Bingo card?
No Phone Needed For Nikeâs Phil Knight
If you didnât hear, LeBron did a thing last night. Along with a bunch of other gazzilionaires, Nikeâs Phil Knight was in attendance. And Knight pulled an all-time boss move by going sans-phone during LBJâs moment.
LeBron wasnât the only one making history in the NBA last night. Chicagoâs Andre Drummond had a historically bad attempt of a Euro-step.
Another Jeopardy! Fail
Did you see the pair of numb nuts on Jeopardy! who know nothing about Geography, baseball or movies?
While weâre on the subject of hoops and fails, check out this referee whose shoe game definitely caught an L. She officiated my sonâs basketball game over the weekend and I can confirm that she never crossed half court. Her shoes literally prevented her from doing anything other than gingerly walking three steps forward and three steps back. Iâve seen smaller boats in Lake Erie!
I Had A Fan(Stasche)Tic Time
In yesterdayâs Nightcaps I asked you, the loyal OutKick readers, to chime in with their favorite lip furniture from â80s athletes. And not surprisingly, you guys didnât disappoint.
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Among the other submissions were one from a fictional character sent to me from an emailer, âFast Eddieâ in Columbus. Not technically an â80s pro athlete, but you bet your ass Apollo Creed deserves some love.
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Want to nominate a mustache? Hit me on Twitter, @OhioAF.
Are We Doing The Dew?
If ever there were a drink ready-made for FloridaâŚ
Save Some Ladies For The Rest Of Us
You too, younginâ.
Hanging With Hayley â Leonardo DiCaprio Edition
As Joe Kinsey told us, some of the internet is somehow stunned that Leonardo DiCaprio is shacking up with a 19-year-old. OutKickâs Hayley Caronia chimed in on Leoâs love life and tells us about the âhalf-plus-seven-rule.â Iâm not much for math (hence, my pre-Algebra class as a high school sophomore), so Iâll side with Hayley here.
Youâre going to want to follow Hayley on Twitter (@hayleycaronia). This week, sheâll be at both the Waste Management Phoenix Open AND the Super Bowl.Â
Jersey Sure?
I need to get something off my chest. I have a love/hate relationship with adults wearing sports jerseys. Part of me hates a grown-ass man dressing like a little boy to show support of an athlete half their age. But, I LOVE â weâre talking Honeymoon phase love here â when someone rocks an obscure jersey, especially in an odd place. Think, Randall Cunningham Vikings jersey at your daughterâs spelling bee, and you live in Sacramento.
Case in point:
Thatâs Big Country baby!
If you spot an out of place sports jersey, especially one of the obscure variety, please send it my way.
Oh, By The Way, Whatâs Up Jake The Snake?
Until Next TimeâŚ
Thatâs it for me. Remember, same bat time, same bat channel for Nightcaps every week day around 4pm EST. Now fill up another glass while I multiway my task to the gym (couch).
Cheers!
Follow along on Twitter:Â @OhioAF
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