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Letâs give it up for Adam Carolla this afternoon after it was revealed thatâs dating fellow comic Crystal Marie Denha, who is known to describe herself as having âbig titty energy.â
And just like that, we have a new comedy power couple heading into 2023. Page Six reports Carolla, who hosts the popular, âAdam Carolla Showâ started dating Denha 18 months after announcing he was divorcing his wife, Lynette.
Besides having that âbig titty energyâ going on, the 38-year-old Denha, the daughter of Iraqi immigrants, serves as a volunteer EMT outside of her work at the Improv, the Comedy Factory and other great comedy rooms. Denha has also worked for âExtraâ and appeared on a 2020 episode of âPunkâd.â
Now Denhaâs profile is about to grow exponentially.
Carolla, 56, announced on his show in 2021 that his marriage was over. âWeâre going to start the show with some sad personal news: Lynette and I are getting divorced,â he told his audience. âItâs not something that I wanted to get or to do, Iâm a product of divorce, Lynetteâs a product of divorce ⌠No one ever signs up to get divorced.
âWeâve been together for 25 years, weâre very different human beings, we have different sets of philosophies, thatâs for sure. Itâs not an event, itâs not somebody was cheating, itâs not chronic gambling or COVID.
âItâs really just two people that were just that different and just had completely different processes and approaches to life and just couldnât meet in the middle somewhere.â
Enter Denha. Allegedly. Reportedly.
It just so happens in 2021, Denha posted a comedy bit she did about dating where she instructed women on how to âdate down.â
âLadies, you gotta keep that motherfâker down,â the comic said to the roars of ladies in the room. âDonât make the same mistake I made when I started dating this new guy. He was broke. I was the breadwinner. So he worshipped me. Then I was like I want to be a power couple. So I helped him start his company. Now heâs making more money than I am. So heâs talking back.
âCaught him taking selfies in the bathroom the other day like heâs cute. He started peeing standing up again.
âSo when I say keep that motherfâker down I mean it.
âIf your man comes home and says, âHey babe, I just signed up for a marathon hit him in the fâking kneecaps.â
And just like that, Carolla-Denha is a couple to watch in 2023. Please, weâre begging both of you, make this country laugh again even if itâs at the expense of your relationship. Make jokes about each other. Make jokes about dating. About peeing sitting down.
Just make us laugh again.
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