The “Great Reset” is going to be horrible if it’s allowed to go through. It’s a dystopian hell hole of “green communism,” where everyone is eating bugs, living in pods, and only driving 15 miles a day, because your electric car battery can’t hold a charge. You won’t have BBQs anymore, and your front and back lawns will be gone, and forget taking the RV out for that summer vacation trip across the country. You’ll just sit in your pod, eating your plant-based lab meat and drinking your cockroach milk. Wait, what? Yes, that’s right… cockroach milk. CNN, the mouthpiece of the “Great Reset” has all the latest info on cockroach milk. Well, in all fairness, CNN started pushing this idea back in 2016… They were really ahead of the curve.
CNN wrote: a little cockroach milk with those cookies? Chock full of protein, the insect milk may someday be transformed into a food supplement worthy of human consumption, new research indicates. Scientists have found that the Pacific Beetle Cockroach feeds its bug babies a formula which is remarkably rich in protein, fat and sugar. Don’t expect to find it next to the regular milk in the dairy section, however, at least not for now. “Any liquid harvested from a cockroach is not true milk. At least not as we think of it,” said Becky Facer, director of school and educator programs at Fernbank Museum of Natural History in Atlanta.
Most people would agree. After all, the insect liquid takes the form of protein crystals in the guts of baby cockroaches.
“The protein crystals are milk for the cockroach infant. It is important for its growth and development,” said Leonard Chavas, one of the scientists behind the research. He explained the crystals have a whopping three times the energy of an equivalent mass of buffalo milk, about four times the equivalent of cow’s milk.
So, how do you milk a cockroach?
The crystals are currently extracted from the midgut of cockroach embryos – perhaps not the most efficient way of feeding a growing world population. Ultimately, however, Chavas and his team are hoping to reverse bioengineer cockroach milk, but first they need to understand the exact biological and chemical mechanisms underlying the process.
Poor Santa Claus, he doesn’t know what’s about to hit him.
So, what does cockroach milk taste like? Well, the elite CNN reporter didn’t try it, of course, she won’t actually ever drink this slop, she just expects you to do it. One researcher who tried it, claims it tastes like “nothing.” Yeah, right… I find that very hard to believe.