Before we get started here, I want to clarify that I do not think there are âtwoâ Joe Bidens.
So, please, donât hit me with the conspiracies. If thatâs what you think, fine, but I donât buy into it.
I also donât think thereâs someone walking around in a âJoe Bidenâ mask.
Do I think Secret Service uses decoys or âdoublesâ of all our presidents in certain security situations?
Sure. Thatâs reasonable.
But this idea that theyâve âmanufacturedâ another Joe, and made him as buffoonish and dopey as the original is just too much for me to contemplate.
So, when I say that Joe looks âshockingly different,â I am not referring to him being a âbody double,â I am thinking thereâs something else going on, and I want to explore what it could be.
And thatâs what got me thinking this morning when I came upon a video someone took of Joe Biden in Delaware, sniffing yet another young child.
But it wasnât the little kid I was looking at, it was Joe⌠and it really struck me how ancient and frail he looked.
It looked like he had aged an extra 10 years, no joke⌠and trust me, I donât think Joe looks good in DC, by any stretch of the imagination, but this was just shocking to see.
These photos are from this past weekend in Delaware, and this week in DC⌠and thatâs the same guy. Hard to believe, I get itâŚ
So I started to poke around and see what other people were saying about Joeâs differing looks, and yes, there are many people who believe this isnât the ârealâ Joe or there are two Joes and I am not here to shame you, I just donât agree with that⌠I think thereâs something else going on.
But most people seem to agree with my theory that I am going to share with youâŚ
I think what we see with Joe is medical and cosmetic.
What does that mean?
Well, I think with whatever Joe is struggling with, cognitively speaking, he has good and bad days, and those impact how he looks.
When heâs feeling good, Joe has a little spring in his step, he jokes around a lot, and while his speaking isnât âgood,â itâs much better than the usual train wreck.
There are also times when Joe looks fairly well put together. His hair seems âfullerâ and close to his head, his neck seems tighter, and his skin overall has an even color and a healthy glow to it.
But when the bad days set it, the wheels come off the bus.
Joe looks tired, he hunches over more, he has that âlostâ look, and his skin is thin and sallow looking, maybe even grayish at times. And his hair looks insane, with most of it gone⌠and what hair is there is long, straggly, wispy, and his scalp is so bald and shiny in the back. He gives off this âcreepy old manâ vibe. Itâs very off-putting. And overall, Joe looks wrinkly and saggy, and he moves like heâs shuffling through mud.
On top of all that, his words come out all wrong, and he appears lost and confused.
These are the âtwo Joesâ that I see, and as I said earlier, it feels more medical and cosmetic to me than anything else.
For example, I think Joe wears some kind of hairpiece, and the longer stringy bits of hair are either tucked into the hairpiece or simply hair-sprayed into place⌠This is why at times his head looks as if it has more hair, or at least itâs more evenly dispersed and close to his scalp.
I also think Joe wears a fair bit of makeup, and thatâs why at times he has an even glow and color to his skin, and his skin also looks âthickerâ and healthier.
I also think they use âtapeâ on him to gather up the wrinkles, and stop the sagging, especially around his neck area.
And I am convinced he also wears prosthetics pieces on his face. Maybe to give him a more strong, square jawline and fuller cheeks.
Honestly, youâd be shocked what they can do with makeup and whatnot. You can totally enhance how someone looks and change their age, up or down.
And finally, I think that whatever medical cocktail they give him, will impact how he looks and feels and set the tone for that day.
Hereâs what other folks are saying online:
âOkay, that Delaware pic has me convinced Joe wears a hairpieceâÂ
âThis is like the before and after of an actor on set.âÂ
âTheyâre using every Hollywood trick in the book on this guyâÂ
âHoly sh*t, Joe does not look good when heâs out of his makeup and costumeâÂ
You canât blame people for wondering whatâs going on or coming up with âtheoriesâ about this guy.
He makes it easy to create conspiracy theories because everything his team does feels weird and abnormal.
But I hope I offered a little ânormal spinâ on what is really a big mystery, as to why Joe often looks so different.