Finally, Republicans and Democrats can agree on one thing: Joe Biden is a crappy president. Literally.
On Tuesday afternoon, a hen on a mission made that clear. While Biden rambled on about inflation (which by the best way jumped to 8.5% in March — a 40-year excessive), the feathered murderer emptied its bowels onto the shoulder of Biden’s go well with.
There’s little doubt the aerial blast caught POTUS abruptly. He’s used to boos, not poos.
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Even the birds know. Apparently a hen simply shit on Biden in Iowa. That hen speaks for anybody who’s stuffed their tank or gone purchasing within the final 18 months.
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) April 12, 2022
Though he stumbled by means of the phrases, President Biden in any other case caught to the script (which is an enchancment over notice playing cards). That is, till the hen swooped in and spoiled every little thing.
“Through modern locks, we are gonna help farmers get their products to markets faster, more efficiently, lower costs and keep American agriculture globally competitive,” Biden stated. ”Folks, the record goes on. I’m beginning to bore myself right here.”
The hen should’ve agreed and echoed that sentiment in the one approach it may. Though we don’t but know the hen’s identification, we assume it wasn’t a bluebird.
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