In Case Of A Nuclear Attack Remember COVID Rules – OutKick

Remember to flatten the curve as you’re being flattened by a nuclear bomb. That’s the message from FEMA and the U.S. authorities through the ‘Nuclear Explosion’ part on Ready.gov the place residents are reminded to “Get inside the nearest building to avoid radiation,” however to additionally keep in mind to “Try to maintain a distance of at least six feet between yourself and people who are not part of your household” as this nuclear blast goes off.

That’s proper, it’s essential be interested by COVID because the world is ending through nuclear struggle with Putin, China, the North Korean fats boy and another maniacs who need to be a part of the social gathering in ending all of it.

“If possible, wear a mask if you’re sheltering with people who are not a part of your household,” the U.S. authorities continues. “Children under two years old, people who have trouble breathing, and those who are unable to remove masks on their own should not wear them,” your overlords added.

FEMA has up to date their nuclear explosion pointers to take account for covid. This is 100% actual. pic.twitter.com/qHpFDEs4t2

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) February 28, 2022

Again, this isn’t a joke. This is true there on Ready.gov. Go search for your self. This isn’t some Babylon Bee web site. This is 100% paid for with U.S. tax {dollars}.

There’s extra from the U.S. authorities on how you can deal with these nuclear blast conditions.

“If you are experiencing a medical emergency, call 9-1-1 and let the operator know if you have, or think you might have, COVID-19. If you can, put on a mask before help arrives,” Ready.gov editors write.

“Engage virtually with your community through video and phone calls. Know that it’s normal to feel anxious or stressed. Take care of your body and talk to someone if you are feeling upset. Many people may already feel fear and anxiety about the coronavirus 2019 (COVID-19). The threat of a nuclear explosion can add additional stress.”

Nice to know, thanks.

Now, let’s ramp issues up a bit by enjoying with NukeMap, the place you possibly can enter doable nuke targets across the United States to see in the event you’d be blown up or die a merciless dying attributable to radiation. NukeMap let’s you choose the world of the nation and the bomb you need to detonate.

Let’s begin with Detroit and the Hiroshima bomb.

As you possibly can see, downtown Detroit can be wiped off the map if certainly one of these rogue nations decides they need to take out the Motor City. Remember, put on your masks and keep social distancing!

Now, let’s crank it up a notch and hit Washington D.C. with the ‘Tsar Bomba,’ the biggest Russian nuclear bomb ever designed, in keeping with NukeMap. This bomb goes to take out D.C., the suburbs and even Baltimore is being wiped off the map with this one.

Again, in the event you even work out a method to survive, you’ll need to masks up so that you don’t give a fellow resident the ‘VID. And keep social distancing as you keep away from the piles of lifeless individuals.