After proving they have been the most important wokes within the swimsuit journal recreation by placing a black and Asian transgender girl on the 2021 cowl to appease the batshit loopy lib libs of the world, Sports Illustrated swimsuit officers simply may’ve come to the conclusion that they’ve their 2022 cowl mannequin and her identify is Christen Harper, the girlfriend of Detroit Lions quarterback Jared Goff.
With the model on life assist within the public’s eye, SI posted a vital video Thursday when the model launched a video of Harper’s 2022 rookie shoot. Why was it vital? Because if SI hopes to outlive, after already enjoying its black/Asian transgender card, it wants a brand new, organic feminine face to truly get males and types to concentrate to the journal.
As I’ve been saying for the final a number of years whereas SI editors have been going off the woke rails, Harper’s that face and determine the journal hasn’t featured since Kate Upton dominated the scene.
There shouldn’t even be a Zoom name to debate this. DO THE RIGHT THING, YOU WOKES!
Yet once more, I’m right here to assist save the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit concern from extinction. I used to be the one ripping the model for forcing fashions to shoot pictures on the Atlantic City Beach again in 2021. I’m one of many solely bloggers who will arise and say Ashley Graham and all the opposite fashions who match micro-categories (sporty, plus-size, black, white, plus-sized black, plus-sized white, latina, plus-sized latina, transgender black, and so on., and so on.) for the SI woke lib libs have run their course.
Naomi Osaka on the quilt acquired SI reward throughout the woke lib lib world for 30 hours after which these bozos went off to power another model to bend the knee. Megan Thee Stallion was on a 2021 cowl, and that garnered just a few tweets and some Instagram posts.
Boring Kate Bock was on the 2020 cowl as a thanks for her years of service. Snoozefest.
Gronk’s girlfriend was on the 2019 cowl and gave the journal some juice for just a few weeks. Alex Morgan was on a 2019 cowl to promote magazines to the sporty-sports of the world.
It’s unclear if it is a signal of issues to return, however the SI Swimsuit web site at the moment options ZERO inclusivity, woke, lib lib tales. There’s not a single present headline mentioning how the 2022 fashions will likely be fixing world warming or the COVID pandemic. ZERO posts on how the 2022 fashions have thrown their full assist behind trans swimmers.
How lengthy will this all final? It’s onerous to inform. All it tends to take is one social justice warrior to lose it and abruptly you find yourself with 4 transgender fashions on the 2022 cowl to make MSNBC, CNN, The View & Good Morning America faux reward it for 2 days.
For the time being, it seems the editors have neatly determined to throw their assist behind Christen Harper because the face that’s going to guide the model out of the Dark Ages.